thewritingfortress: therainingkiwi: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature The mer-giraffe. Wait a minute, guys
teenageninjas-forsparta: hulmeschapel: zayninnit: thekingsofliam: louisdacris: zayngina: An Australian Love Poem (add please) You are the gold to my coast, my Vegemite on toast. The Queen of my land, the beer in my hand. The thong on my foot, the Rhonda to my Katut The Kanga to my Roo, the BB to my Q The Wi to my Fi The sauce to my pie. The sun to my tan, the not happy to...
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
tellmewhyifeelsoalone: speedofdarkness: ...
dontkickthepj: why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
lolsofunny: why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long why is the word ‘long’ so short why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’ why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words why are my feet size 11 i really wanna know why your feet are size 11 how did this happen
katyissuperwholocked: thekatie-bird: wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardi dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
wonderful-sexcapades: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick thats the best comparison ever
durmstrange: I wish i was a kangaroo cause then i won’t have to shave my legs because kangaroos can’t use razors
When theres a hair on your tongue and you try to...
sodamnrelatable: And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU”
that-jolly-tardis-sound: twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are it’s a flaming ball of gas, learn some science you dumbass
fuckyeahlaughters: i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like” U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC BITCH